Posted on: Nov 13, 2012 at 06:36
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When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to our congressman
about this running amok Homeland Security crap,
I did just as he had instructed.  
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided,  
I found out that he was referring to how I should position my credit card.  
None the less , I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 
Darn it, they need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors...  

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