TO OUR OVER MEDICATED SOCIETY

Posted on: Jun 10, 2012 at 10:28
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

NOTE: If none of the above works. Try God. Open 24-7, Wants to help and has already paid the price.

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