MOST WOMEN CAN RELATE I GUESS

Posted on: Apr 24, 2013 at 04:05
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “I am on the commode.
Please advise."

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