Posted on: Sep 24, 2012 at 12:26
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The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese.." "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!" "No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence. "I no rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain. "Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot. "What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all same"
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