A Dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls a gun on his wife then turns the gun to himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying.
The police came and took the little girl. She is now with a new family.
Her first day of Sunday school she walks past the building and see's a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl asks the teacher " How did that man get off the cross? "
The teacher replied, "He didn't!"
The little girl argued "Yes He did, the night Mommy and Daddy died. He sat next to me behind the couch and told me everything would be alright." !!!