Posted on: Dec 02, 2011 at 03:21
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Two guys, one old, one young
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart 
when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, 
'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going.

The young guy says, 'That's OK; it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too ...'
I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, 
maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?'

' The young guy says, 
'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom, wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, 'Doesn't matter;
-- let's look for yours.'

And, this final one, especially for me ..

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder,
and your hand over my mouth!

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