Did You Know ???

Posted on: Sep 25, 2012 at 09:06 - comments
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**** To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.**** Lots of flowers. **** Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.**** Remember the original Coke? **** Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!**** Excellent **** People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport .**** Hmmmm **** Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.**** Smart man. **** Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.**** Do they flatuate? **** Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.** **  Yuck. **** The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!**** Thought she looked funny. **** Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.**** Why does the earth go so fast? **** The night of January 20 is 'Saint Agnes's Eve', which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams o

JESUS IS ALIVE !

Posted on: Sep 24, 2012 at 02:19 - comments
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Read at least the first two lines.....Never thought of it this way!Jesus died over 2000 years ago.Nobody has ever referred to him as the late Jesus,Not even the heathens.Nowhere in history.Nowhere has He EVER been referred to in the past tense!He is the Living God! When Jesus died on the cross He was thinking of us! 97% OF US WON'T PASS ON THIS MESSAGE.  If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for Him, please forward this.'May God Smile upon you today!!'

Imagine This.....

Posted on: Sep 11, 2012 at 02:12 - comments
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Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400.00 in your private account for your use. However, this prize has rules, just as any game has certain rules. The first set of rules would be: Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you. You may not simply transfer money into some other account. You may only spend it. Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another $86,400.00 for that day. The second set of rules: The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say, 'It's over; the game is over!' It can close the account, and you will not receive a new one. What would you personally do? You would buy anything and everything you wanted -- right? Not only for yourself but for all the people you love -- right? Even for people you don't know because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself -- right? You would try to spend every cent and use it all -- right? ACTUALLY This GAME is REALITY! Each of us is in possession of such a magical bank. We just can't seem to see it. The MAGICAL BANK is TIME! Each morning we awaken to rece

Humor the best medicine.

Posted on: Aug 29, 2012 at 03:47 - comments
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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, ' I know what the Bible means!' His father smiled and replied.  'What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied.  ' I do know!' 'Okay,' said his father.  'What does the Bible mean?' 'That's easy, Daddy...'  the young boy replied excitedly.' It stands for 'Believers Information Before Leaving Earth..'    =======   There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.'Is there anything breakable in here?' asked the postal clerk.'Only the Ten Commandments.' answered the lady. ======== 'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good Lord! it's morning.' ======== ========A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: 'I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our

Why I want to be an Illegal Alien !

Posted on: Aug 12, 2012 at 04:25 - comments
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FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY! Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident sent to his senator,) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510  Dear Senator Harkin,  As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department ofHomeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.  My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.  Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have h

Your Social Security rate in 2014

Posted on: Aug 09, 2012 at 05:07 - comments
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Look clearly at the 2014 rate compared to the 2013 rate For those of you who are on Medicare, read the following. It's short, but important and you probably haven't heard about it in the Mainstream News: 'The per person Medicare Insurance Premium will increase from the present monthly Fee of $96.40, rising to:   $104.20 in 2012 $120.20 in 2013 And $247.00 in 2014.' These are Provisions incorporated in the Obamacare Legislation, purposely delayed so as not to confuse the 2012 Re-Election Campaigns. Send this to all Seniors that you know, so they will know who's throwing them under the Bus. REMEMBER THIS IN NOVEMBER 2012 AND VOTE!!!   From now through November 2012 this should be required weekly or at least monthly, reading - BY ALL WHO VOTE!!! Did you notice who Obama threatened when he wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling? He threatened to not pay:     Social Security Retirees, Military Retirees, Social Security disability and Federal Retirees. Now.. Let this sink in really good - He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens, he did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as In

Genesis 47:13 - 27

Posted on: Jul 25, 2012 at 03:10 - comments
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Genesis 47:13-27  ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS IS WOW!!! RECENT VIRGINIA CHURCH SERVICE - STIMULUS SERMON  I would love to give the Pastor of this predominantly black church inVirginia three cheers. This guy is obviously a leader. Perhaps we shouldeach decide who our real leader is... It is amazing to see that very littlehas changed in 4,000 years.  Good morning, brothers and sisters; it's always a delight to see the pewscrowded on Sunday morning, and so eager to get into God's Word. Turn with mein your Bibles, if you will, to the 47th chapter of Genesis. We'll begin ourreading at verse 13, and go through verse 27.  Brother Ray, would you stand and read that great passage for us? ...(reading) ... Thank you for that fine reading, Brother Ray. So we see thateconomic hard times fell upon Egypt , and the people turned to thegovernment of Pharaoh to deal with this for them. And Pharaoh nationalizedthe grain harvest, and placed the grain in great storehouses that he hadbuilt. So the people brought their money to Pharaoh, like a great taxincrease, and gave it all to him willingly in return for grain. And thiswent on until their money ran out, and they were hungr

PROVERB ??

Posted on: Jul 25, 2012 at 03:07 - comments
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Original Chinese Proverb: 'Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish.....and you feed him for a lifetime. .'  Latest Chinese Proverb: 'Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes.....and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.  'The future ain't what it used to be.' Yogi Berra 

Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is?       WD-40 . Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup . I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason) . I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news . He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do . . . . probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open . Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off . It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck . I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? 'Water Displacement #40' . The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts . WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company . Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound . . They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40 . The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts . Ken East (one of the original fo

Where Are Franklin, Tim and Jim Now?

Posted on: Jun 22, 2012 at 03:12 - comments
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Just in case you might have wondered how their ineptitude affected theirlives after they ruined so many dreams and lives. Where are Jim, Tim and Franklin now? Here's a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives whobrought down Wall Street.Franklin Raines - was a Chairman and Chief Executive Officer at FannieMae. Raines was forced to retire from his position with Fannie Mae whenauditing discovered severe irregularities in Fannie Mae's accountingactivities. Raines left with a 'golden parachute valued at $240 Millionin benefits. The Government filed suit against Raines when the depth of the accounting scandal became clear.Tim Howard - was the Chief Financial Officer of Fannie Mae. Howard 'was a strong internal proponent of using accounting strategies that wouldensure a 'stable pattern of earnings' at Fannie. Investigations by federalregulators and the company's board of directors since concluded thatmanagement did manipulate 1998 earnings to trigger bonuses. Raines andHoward resigned under pressure in late 2004. Howard's Golden Parachutewas estimated at $20 Million!Jim Johnson - A former executive at Lehman Brothers and who was laterfo