Senior Lemon Picker
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take
one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed
to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from
the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times,
owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."