Posted on: Jun 25, 2014 at 10:57
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Law of Mechanicals - After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to
Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
Variation Law - If you change traffic lanes, the one
you were in will always move faster than the one you are in
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in
water, the telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you
know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that
something won't work, it will!!!
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach. Law of Coffee - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee
Law of Locker Rooms - If there are only 2 people in a
locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of ArgumentAnything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.
Law of Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're
Law of Public Speaking -- A Closed mouth gathers no
Law of Marketing - As soon as you find a product that you
really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop selling
Law of Illness - If you don't feel well, make an
appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better.