Laws They Didn't Teach You In Physics

Posted on: Jun 25, 2014 at 10:57
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Law of Mechanicals -  After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 

Law of Gravity  Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 

Law of Probability  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers  - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers. 

Variation Law  If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 

Law of the Bath  - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters  The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

Law of the Result  When you try to prove to someone that something won't work, it will!!! 

Law of Biomechanics  -  The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

Law of Coffee - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

Law of Locker Rooms  - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 

Law of Physical Surfaces  -   The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 

Law of Argument  Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 

Law of Appearance  If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 

Law of Public Speaking  --  A Closed mouth gathers no feet!

Law of Marketing As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it! 

Law of Illness  If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better.
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